Posted by
Patrick Baldwin on Thursday, January 22, 2009 1:00:00 PM
So, here we are two days into the Barak Obama administration and to be honest, I am less than impressed. I mean, the world hasn't suddenly become peaceful and prosperous because of the ascension of the Obamessiah, no miracles have taken place, the US has not become loved by all around the world, in short, today is not a whole heck of a lot different that Monday was.
Okay, dispensing with the crushing disappointment I should be feeling, let's look at the important first steps of our President. First, he rescinded the executive order that Bush had issued in regards to prohibiting tax payer funded foreign aid being used for abortions overseas. Yeah, I can't think of a single thing going on right now that rates up there for me with paying for abortions in other countries, Good call on priority one! Second, Obama signs the order closing Guantanamo within the year and prohibiting many forms of interrogation, Woo Hoo, let's all celebrate another good call there, but ya know, let's just keep this one tucked away in case of another terrorist attack, so we remember exactly who to thank for being soft and making life better for the poor demented killers.
Now let's see what's next on the agenda, oh yeah, getting rid of "Don't ask, don't tell". Man, incredible nailing another critical issue facing our nation, at least it must be a critical issue for someone, probably that San Francisco crowd that Obama was sipping wine with and complaining about the rest of us clinging to our guns and God. It's a good thing the economy is doing well, and we have no re-emerging threats from Russia to go along with the on-going issues with Venezuela, Iran and North Korea. We are such a blessed country that our new Great Leader can concentrate on the important things. What's next, well, I am guessing it may be Global Warming, and the Obamessiah will enact the democrats proposal to tax farmers for their cattle farting!